Blind donkies drive erratically

I cannot express how excited I am about going back to college tomorrow. A new start, it's not like my AS results are going to carry on into my final A level results. Seeing all the old faces of everyone I love. Crowd-surfing over small children in the corridors. Greeting every teachers with a smile filled with gratitude and happiness. The happy memories of all these years spent in education are brewing in my mind and this final year is sure to add to those. As my wise old form tutor said today, an E is still a pass so all is well! Yeah I sure as hell passed the rest of those exams with flying colors, too. How could any uni turn down such a bright and motivated student who is achieving E's. Why should I even take my A-levels? All those big American corporations should just take me on right now! Gosh, I am simply thriving to have to wake up at the ripe old time of 6am tomorrow to spend 6 hours at the place I love the most :).